the mock test, I should pass conversation. I will, though, have problems with comprehension. First of all, my vocabulary needs a lot of work. Secondly, though, is something beyond my control: the recording is dire—the narrator ate the microphone. I can’t tell whether the rumbles are words or reflux. It’s a typical dismal quality recording produced for language education. Come on, INL, this is easy to fix: basic mastering tools have been available on home computers since 1994, for free since 2000—use them.

It’s clear I have a lot of work to do for this next exam, but, really, so do the examiners.