To Let Too

     clip clop
     whistle

what the BLEEP
OI

          snap blue
that's DISGUSTING
          acrid sniff
put it AWAY
          prune sandwich

don’t you
          punk drunk flunk
point that
          hosepipe ban
dangle
          flick brolly
at me

YEEEUURRCCH!
you great BUSTARD
          taser target time tonto
right that does it
          I wanted inaction I got pissed
you moonshine
are NICKED

what's that?
a donation
for my piggy bank?
why thank you sir
          lamborghini
have a nice night
mind what you sow
          copper tea ceremony

     oh look
     he's watering the weeds
     and that car
     hang on a sec
     that's the
     CHIEF CONSTABLE CAR

          panic kitty
OI
STOP
          faster than a speeding slug

what
that's your car?
i don’t think so sir
that's the boss mobile
what do you mean
yes?

          whirr
          click
          realise
          WALLOP

     oh
     funk





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