stole

postman pat
postman pat
postman pat is very fat

he is very blobby
flabby and all wobbly
postman pat is very very fat

hey stole & you know
hey stole & you know
hey stole & you know
i like

i’m told
hier
“if i decide to suicide
i’ll come stay”

forget the ouch
the worst
i look forward

I’m pretty sure the initial refrain’s stolen from Steve Bell’s penguin (and then there’s the obvious), but I’m not promising.