sea nerd blog — ebay

Emailing me
to tell me
to change my password.

Logging in
to find they want to charge me
£15
because I haven’t used them
for 3 years.

Not allowing me
to delete the account
because I haven’t paid the bill
for not using them.

Allowing hackers
to steal
personal information,
everything a hacker needs
for identify theft.

Preventing me
deleting my information
so I can prevent hackers
taking advantage of their failures
again
without paying them money
for not using them
because they’re useless.

No wonder they’re under investigation.