Domestic press releases happen. This year, I got my revenge in first.
                 
                 
                State of the Canard Address
                - an annual press release from -
                Dylan Harris
                (ok, so there's no canard, but you get the drift)
                 
                I began the year preparing to move from Mechelen, a near suburb of the imperial capital Brussels, to Dublin, a sweet little village in an outlying province. I loaded the van with a few boxes and rather a lot of imperial beer. Unfortunately, I had to drive through bandit country, where busses stand tall and coffee condemned, where my dear cat Madam was fatally mugged.
                 
                I don't believe in Gods, and I wish they'd return the complement. In June, Fuzzbot, the God of furballs, got fed up with my lack of prayer and made a miracle anyway: two black Irish furball generating purr monsters moved in.