pretty girl
now's your time
muse a poet
rhyme a line

with a nic-nac padiwac
give a dog a bone
ruff rough wruff ruff rough wruff rough

pretty girl
do your bit
aid a poet
rhythm hit

with a nic-nac padiwac
give a dog a bone
all the girls are going down

pretty girl
duty calls
knickers down
play his balls

…I seem to have run out of rugbyness…