postman pat
postman pat
postman pat is very fat
he is very blobby
flabby and all wobbly
postman pat is very very fat
hey stole & you know
hey stole & you know
hey stole & you know
i like
i’m told
hier
“if i decide to suicide
i’ll come stay”
forget the ouch
the worst
i look forward
I’m pretty sure the initial refrain’s stolen from Steve Bell’s penguin (and then there’s the obvious), but I’m not promising.