Clothing

Some people dress submitted to style,
some people dress expressing their guile,
but me, I will dress so not to get wet.

Some people buy 'til sated, they drop,
some people buy mass-marketed slop,
but me, I nick things from charity bins.

Some people give an "eyes so sore" sight,
some people give excitement to light,
but me, I've panache of a motorway crash.