I thought of you the other day
when I was walking through the zoo,
I saw two Rhinos having a “Whey Hey”;
I’d like to do that to you.
A UFO kidnapped me last night
on my way to spot some trains,
but everything turned out alright
’cos all they took was my brains.
You make me think of a dove
sweet and tender, in some pastry,
and whether I should give you the shove
’cos Sheila charges just five pounds twenty.