To Let

     clip clop
     whistle
what the BLEEP
OI

     snap blue
that's DISGUSTING
     acrid sniff
put it AWAY
     prune sandwich

don't you point that dangle at me
     punk drunk flunk
     hosepipe ban
     flick brolly

YEEERRCCH!
you great BUSTARD
     taser target time tonto
right that does it
     I wanted inaction I got pissed
you moonshine
are NICKED

what's that?
a donation
for my piggy bank?
why thank you sir
     lamborghini
have a nice night
mind what you sow
     copper tea ceremony

   oh look
   he's watering the weeds
   and that car
   hang on a sec
   that's the
   CHIEF CONSTABLE CAR

     panic kitty
OI
STOP
     faster than a speeding slug

what
that's your car?
i don't think so sir
that's the boss mobile
what do you mean
yes?

     whirr
     click
     realise
     WALLOP

   oh
   funk

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