Limericks & Corks
Assam
Hunt tedium tea, Assam, them all;
monthly dump tea in the great hall,
bringing kin over, ordering them,
good ‘uns get sweet tea, t’others ginseng.
If this Cork gives you the impression I don’t like tea, you’d be right. Well, except for Lapsong Souchong which doesn’t taste like tea.
REGARD
poems
Limericks & Corks
Introduction
There Was A Young Lady From Venus
A Newspaper Editor Said
I’m Sitting Upon This ’Ere Train
’twas Ten Years Ago To This Day
There Once Was A Cat And A Dog
Look Back To The Romany Times
There Was A Young Man In A Bed
There Once Was A Bureaucrat
There Was A Young Man From Nantucket
There Once Was A Monday On Tuesday
It Wasn’t What I Really Expected
Assam