Limericks & Corks
A Newspaper Editor Said
A newspaper editor said
“let’s catch someone famous in bed
or pretend that we did
then blow off the lid.
Oh, damn, a bird’s shat on my head”.
REGARD
poems
Limericks & Corks
Introduction
There Was A Young Lady From Venus
A Newspaper Editor Said
I’m Sitting Upon This ’Ere Train
’twas Ten Years Ago To This Day
There Once Was A Cat And A Dog
Look Back To The Romany Times
There Was A Young Man In A Bed
There Once Was A Bureaucrat
There Was A Young Man From Nantucket
There Once Was A Monday On Tuesday
It Wasn’t What I Really Expected
Assam