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Welcome to the cold and wet. It looks like this winter might make you feel vaguely at home; according to today’s Grauniad, the met office have already issued a severe weather warning for January … lots of snow.

Snow is Russian, isn’t it? Ok, so Russian snow makes the worst of English snow look like a mild mishap with a can of shaving foam, but we’re not be able to handle even that, here.

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