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I came across some vegetarian (fake) fish fingers recently on special, so I bought a packet. I’m impressed; they have the texture, the pong, the colour, and the flavour of the original, in a salmon–style. Indeed, these fake fish fingers were so close to the real thing that they reminded me of a little detail that I’d forgotten in the forty years since I went veggie: I don’t like fish fingers! I’m an idiot!