plein [Y]
(i)

why be scared
it’s inevitable
you can do nothing
you might as well fear
sunny spells tomorrow

now it’s true
of course
you weren’t born
with built in fear
of a spot of rain

if someone drives a truck at you
fear will get you out of the way
that’s its job
and it’s damn good too
it warns you off the road
where truck drivers truck

but you have to face it down
to cross the road
to get your name
in the joke

if someone threatens
to drive their truck on you
unless you believe X
if you let your fear decide
you’ll believe X
you’re pwned

never mind the facts
you’ll believe X
you’ll be another fool
pwned

if you don’t face your fear of trucks
you’ll be pwned

if you don’t face your fear of people
you’ll be pwned

if you don’t face your fear of silence
you’ll be pwned

if you don’t face your fear of the unseen
you’ll be pwned

if you don’t face your fear of death
you’ll be pwned

and you might as well stamp
property of lord pisswater
on your forehead
coward