forecasts

forecasts

The Daily Mirror predicts a long & heavy winter for blighty. This is Daily Express territory, whose regular lies include annually forecasting the coming winter to be, like them, cold and nasty.

Well, I can do forecasts. Indeed, my previous published forecasts have never been proven wrong. By studying the backsides, not of trees but of young ladies, I forecast a warm, cosy and slightly sulphurous winter.

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